Competition

The War of Pulp Independence has been declared!

Matt Louis of Out Of The Gutter magazine has thrown the gauntlet down and challenged the Brits to an all out pulp war! Yeah, he started talking all this stuff about how in America they have real criminals and then began playing those old videos of Bill Hicks slagging off British crime. Sure, we gathered up all our thieves, cheats, ladylads, wrong'uns and perverts, stuck them in a leaking tub called the Mayflower, kicked them out into the sea and said: "Right! you be the Americans!" But trust us, we have a rich history of villainous criminals which continues, and we don't need no shooters either. We can take care of business with our bare hands.

So here we are, the righteous Pulp Press v the notorious Out Of The Gutter in the War of Independence II. Want to get involved? All yankees join up and send submissions here. All UK, Europeans and Micks volunteer submissions here.

For submission rules and guidelines go to the Out Of The Gutter Site and click on the submission link.